What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:03

Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
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A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is so great about Jiraiya?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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